i'm not sure there's a person alive who never wanted to be, even just for a day, the opposite gender. if you're a boy reading this, you're just downright crazy :P yeah, this post is called "venting". not always justified, but you feel SO BLASTED GOOD afterwards, it's insane!! i think part of the reason is because there are so many un-bridge-able gaps between males and females that some people dream that if they could spend 5 minutes in the other's head, they might grasp some concepts they could retain and apply as needed to all those awkward situations that's chock full of mis-communication. (MAJOR POINTER!! --> i don't know if this applies to other girls, but if i'm upset, just feed me, LISTEN, and 90% of the time that's all it takes.)
it's been one of those times when the last thing you want to hear is how hard it is to be a boy. like when you find a bug bite while shaving. or when you have to de-clog a drain from hair. or when the 50,000th person asks who you are dating. or when you had a bad day and just really want to punch someone in the face but can't because it has somehow been declared "un-feminine."
i'd like to vote we change that, but whatever…
just kidding (kinda).
but then i have good days like yesterday. whatever else guys may judge girls for, "talking" is definitely one of them. and i can say that i do my part to maintain that stereotype. nothing is as cool to me as sitting down in starbucks with a friend, a frappuccino, and a pepperoni pizza, only to look at my watch and realize 4 HOURS have gone by, the sun has gone down and the place is deserted because it's closing for the night. it's delightfully refreshing- if you're a girl you should try it sometime! if you're a guy...well. i dunno. i've heard shooting things works the same way for you guys as talking does for us.
in any case...it's totally bedtime for me. a couple more weeks of being responsible, and then hopefully i'll be switched to the night shift :) until then...oh goodness. Pandora is playing one of those tear-jerker songs, so i really do have to go now!!
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